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Name: Bethany
Country: United States
State: New York
Metro: New York City
Birthday: 8/23/1984
Gender: Female
Interests: God, billiards, singing, drawing, people, thinking, math, athletics, academics, swimming, biking, family, reading, writing, milk, music, music, music, art
Expertise: Keepin' it real
Occupation: Student, salesperson
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Yahoo:  bethanyg0702
Member Since:
8/21/2004
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| So in the Family Guy episode The Fat Guy Strangler, Peter goes to the doctor to get a physical, and the doctor keeps dragging him along before actually telling him how he is. It's really funny when you actually hear it than when you just read it.... oh well :
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you
keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs,
you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results.
Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're
going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
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| If you haven't heard of The Blasphemy Challenge, let me tell you a little about it: 1. There's a group called the Rational Response Squad. They are a group of people who believe Christianity is bogus; they basically mock everything we stand for. Once the film The God Who Wasn't There came out, they started a movement called The Blasphemy Challenge. 2. Based on a scripture found in Mark, if you blaspheme the name of God, if you deny His existence, then you are damned to hell. It's the one unforgivable sin. Personally, I think that if you are sincere in repentance, you can be forgiven for anything. By being unforgivable, I think that means someone who truly denies God, who sincerely believes in His nonexistence, is too far gone and wouldn't ever come back to ask for forgiveness. Of course, I could be wrong. 3. The Blasphemy Challenge tells you that, straight up. It has a video that says if you deny the Holy Spirit, you are going to hell. It's a one-way road. So they are posing a challenge to see who has the guts to do it. They are asking people to create a video, and they must use the phrase "I deny the Holy Spirit" somewhere in the video. Then they post it to YouTube, and the company who created the film The God Who Wasn't There will send them a free DVD. I looked at www.blasphemychallenge.com to see it for myself. [A guy at church today told us about it.] I watched the Rational Response Squad's video as well as several videos from people who are denying Christ, blatantly. It's really disgusting and heart-wrenching. If you are reading this and feel as shocked and mortified as I did when I first heard about it, you should go to the site to see it for yourself. I am not encouraging it at all, and I don't think that just anyone should watch the videos. If you are weak or are unsure about your own Christianity, then you probably shouldn't go. But for those of you who are really concerned about this, go to the site, watch these people, and then pray. Please please pray. Dr Ergun Caner (the president of Liberty Theological Seminary) came to my church this morning. He told us that he and some other leaders at the seminary are going to have some sort of standoff with a group of atheists who are challenging them. They are going to defend the Scripture, and the atheists are going to defend God's nonexistence. So pray that the Christians there will have the wisdom to answer any question and that the atheists will tremble and be confused so that their case will crumble. That's what's on my mind tonight.....
Tootles. | | |
| It may be a really cool place to live, but it gets really really dang cold here. Let's just say, this morning, when I was standing outside, waiting 20 minutes for the bus, it was about 15 degrees with a wind chill of 4. FOUR. FOUR degrees. Mama mia. We flip in the South when it gets below 30. Goodness gracious. | | |
| alright now.
go to www.askmen.com and look at the 99 most desirable women. i looked at the list last year and was disappointed with more than half. this year is a bit more agreeable.
interesting to browse, anyway. the number 1 isn't a model! woot woot!
i'm tired.
going to a movie.
be in touch.
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| This is random, I know, but Gucci_Man, you wished me a happy new year, and when I went to go to your page to wish you the same, it said your page was either closed down or no longer public. I'll assume, I guess, it's no longer public. If that's the case, then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you, too.
And are you in NYC? I can't remember where you are. The UK? Anyway, if you happen to read this, let me know how to get to your page!
To everyone else, have a great New Year. I'll be spending mine in the Big Apple, and I AM PSYCHED!
Talk to you soon
--Bethany | | |
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